Fatso - that's the name and also the size of your bill except you ain't getting fat here.
Not sure if this is a Montreal thing but your 10$+ cocktail drink comes with loads of ice-cubes and a tiny film of liquid inside. sip.. oh it's done but hey it's overrun with hipsters who can't serve you for beans so it's 'ok'. Go across to Dilallo's after unless you plan to go hungry.