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  • Holy SH..t I just got a walletectomy.....$97,61 for four ice-creams....after ordering 3 VIP ice-creams and a Gladiator then stepping up to the register to pay, instant brain frezzzzzzzzzzz. I am still trying to figure out how the One hundred dollar bill got out of my wallet,and into the hand of the gloved clerk???? 10 seconds later when sitting at a near by table and recovering from my brain frezzzzzzz realizing not only was I ripped off but my kids were devouring $16 dollar ice-creams, and i was sitting with a $45 dollar CESAR... Now that my head was clear, I just realized my hotel room at the Flamingo Hotel was cheaper and so was the total gas bill for my drive from Ca.... reluctantly I started to eat this ice-cream, at that moment I had a glimmer of hope that CESAR himself would appear and spoon feed me this incredible treat and would kneel down and wash my feet, making the price seem halfway OK, well that did not happen, only to realize my nauseating experience made the ice-cream taste like SH....t 10 min later I force-fed my 2 kids the 3 $20 dollar Oreo cookies that were left on my plate, I could hear myself saying eat it! eat it....Never before have I asked my kids to lick there plates, well that changed, the ice-cream cups were licked so clean I figured perhaps the gloved clerk could re use them to serve the 3 idiots standing behind me who were about to be introduced to the brain frezzzz. the most humiliating part about this, Is later that day standing in McDonalds my 11 year old daughter had to point out..... look Dad, ice-cream only costs one dollar....Hopefully CESAR is rolling over in his grave.
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