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| - Here's my 2 cents on the hottest club in LV.
The rumor is true this club is off the hook! The entrance is welcoming. It's on the second floor if you don't stay at Cosmo you'll be using an escalator going up from 1st floor and on the way up you can hear the music bumping, jamming. There's that anticipation and you feel the energy coming on. The closer you get you can hear the music getting louder. You're ecstatic, customers who was a bitch at work is behind you, the break up you had that too disappeared... hahaha ok maybe it was just me. But you get the point :)
We always get a table. It's ridiculous waiting in line. There's usually at least 6 - 9 of us so it's not too bad. The line for a table is much faster. I think we waited for 10 mins. If you don't have a table easily 90 minutes wait, and if you're bunch of guys at least 2 hrs wait. And if you're bunch of Asian guys you won't get in. Forget about it. If you're reading this on your phone and you're a group of Asian guy waiting in line, just leave and blow your money on the poker table.
You can take off your wife beating tank top and wave like a white flag you won't get any sympathy. They don't want you. Yes bro, they expect Asian dudes to have moolah. Without them lettuce you ain't shit because you'll just dirty the club. That's the way it is. Yeah it sucks! It's not you, it's you without money and they want money.
We always call a promoter, Stephanie Tran, I think. We always get the table outside by the pool. Some time later mermaids come out for a swim. So with the table you get three bottles. So usually two vodka bottles, and a bottle of Silver Patron to jazz it up in case you had a really bad week or your wifey is cheating on you and you're in denial. LOL
Also, you get a super hot waitress to mix you drinks. Heck she even take shots with us. Plus you get a body guard, Jameer. Some girls like to sneak up on our table and chill in our area. What do you do? "Yo, Jameer see them girls we didn't invite them. You know what to do right?" "Yes Sir, I'll get right to it." And with a blink of an eye they're being escorted off!
Dude there are some girls who just come up and straight up tell me to pour her a drink. Yeah she's hot but so what. I just tell her, "Yeah, no problem and turned and chat with my buddy, 'Lakers are not in sync this year right?!" Sorry, I give very little respect to those girls who think men are suppose to roll a red carpet because they have a pretty face/body. Blahhh, you got nothing to do with it. It's in your DNA.
But if you're nice, fun, and carry a big smile and tell me things like you're working for a research company hoping to find cure for HIV and you used to work for Robinson May folding clothes I'd be totally in to you. Heck even if you don't just play the role. It shows that you're down to earth, care for humanity, and ambitious. All attractive qualities in a woman.
Trust me my Asian peeps. Get the table. If you're gonna roll at the hottest club go big. If you're a penny pincher you won't have fun here. It's worth it! Let the lady be the cheap ass. You roll big that's the only way to do it especially at Marquee.
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Best club in LV
Get a table it's worth it! Can't get a table? Don't even go you'll waste your time waiting in line for 2 hours. Then you'll complaint the club sucks because it's crowded. But in fact, you're pissed off that you had to wait for two hours.
Nice added entertainment: personal security guard, mermaids, go go dancers. But not any go go dancers. They're blind folded in a red see through scarf and moved at the same time. And when the dance floor is exploding with energy comes from the sky are bunch of silver confetti. People just go nutsss!!!
Our table by the pool was a minimum order of $2,000 plus automatically added gratuity and tax of $400. There were six of us so about $400 each.
Right I could get a LV wallet with them lettuce, but who cares you're in LV live it up!!!
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