Keep on driving ... Mother of god. I almost got in a fight with my girlfriend trying to find parking because there was surprisingly a lot of people here so I suggested we park in the street. Right now after having dinner and several drinks at their happy hour I'm wishing that our fight would've landed us both incredibly angry at each other so we just went home because I would still have $85 in my pocket and not want to slit my wrist at the meal that I just had.
Let's start with oysters... everybody knows if you get an oyster that is at least a pound it's going to taste like everything that it's lived by for the last 37 years... minerals, human garbage, you get the idea. Let's talk about chowder - is that the red or the white? Both types of this classic mirage of seafood deliciousness always bring a smile to my face, but if you're going to serve something that is runny and wishing for more oyster crackers ( basically POW porridge that the Koreans wouldn't even serve ) I eat it so not to offend the nice bartender.
Next the crab cakes....or should I say loaf of bread that was soaked in clam juice... But the chef still had the sack to charge 15$.
I'll finish with the fish and chips...two decent size pieces of fish cooked relatively well, not too shabby. The texture of the fried fish was a bit soggy ..good color ..but a bit soggy.. The tartar sauce was surprisingly delicious as it made me forget about the sog. But the kicker to this dish was the chips... when you order fish and chips you expect nice potatoes, either in gaufrette form or traditional fries. Here at this particular establishment they served what I would like to call Chinese Stars, a chip so stale that if you threw it across the room you would decapitate seven people..... In short I would like everybody to know that guns don't kill people, Chinese Stars and stale chips do.
*disclaimer... Written by my boyfriend.... I'm not that funny