A. Can tell the difference between Pure, Jet, The Bank and Tryst. Tryst has a waterfall and the dancefloor is on the outside.
B. Crowd is a mix of fugly to not too fugly; on a side note, lots of Canadian morally-compromised chicks are there everytime I go
C. Forget drinks, bars seem like a million miles to get to from the dance floor; get ripped at the blackjack table
D. Greasing the deuche with the clipboard is the only way to get in (unless you wait 3 hours)
I will hit again, since Canadian chicks are easy.