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| - Wanna ring in 2015 right for cheap eats? Do yourself a favor if you already haven't - go to Red Rock Station Hotel & Casino, head over to the rewards center and sign up for a FREE Station Casinos player's card, then mosey on over to the Feast Buffet. BAM! World of cheap (but mostly tasty) eats!
I've always heralded the Red Rock as having probably the best food out of all of the Feast Buffets Station Casinos has in Las Vegas. Eats are plentiful, setting is modernly pretty, and the prices are more than reasonable. I mean, if the line is long, you really can't be wrong! I think I'm up to like 13 Yelp check ins here now, how the HELL am I not the Duke of this joint?
I cannot stress enough, this Feast Buffet is no Michelin star, celebrity chef-ridden restaurant. You won't find your fancy tomahawk ribeye steak here (lookin' at you Bacchanal), or all-you-can-drink beer & wine included (hello Studio B). But are those fancy buffets only $16.99 for Prime Rib dinner on the weekend? Don't think so! Last time I wanted to eat at Caesar's buffet, I think the price went up to my first born, and the rights to a Lakers first-round draft pick. Absurd! What kind of silly buffet has a 'Fast Pass' line for an extra $20? Upon which you still have to wait 2 hours to be seated? Oi. And a coupon for a buy one get one free buffet?! Ha Ha! Unless you's a balla like Jay-Z and his wifey Beyoncé-Z, fat chance.
That's not to say the food at Feast Buffet is total crap. On many nights...OXTAIL! Yep, Asian section. Still one of my favorites. Also, sushi. Yep, not the greatest, but at least it's offered. Pasta? Get a plate fresh made to your liking! BBQ Chicken pizza? Yep, this Feast Buffet has got it. Cauliflower au gratin? Check. Prime Rib on the rare? Check. Wedge salad with blue cheese? Check. Kim chee? Check. Pineapple Fried Rice? Check. Kim Chee Pineapple Fried Rice? Check! Actually I make that last one by mixing kim chee with the pineapple fried rice.
Tips from my last review of Feast Buffet still remain. It reigns true here - breakfast at the Feast Buffet here is still the LONGEST line. You know why? Bargain, that's why! Get in before 10:45 AM from M-Sat, pay the breakfast price...but stay for lunch as well! Two meals in ONE! Yes, this tip is for you out-of-work, college-broke folks that need some food in your belly. By using this tip you save $2 off the bat! But don't forget that Station Casino player's card because on average just showing the card to the cashier will save you $2-$3 a person, $5 for dinner and Sunday brunch. Use that savings for some slots! Or some beer!
Locals in the know KNOW that the Feast Buffet in Red Rock (though there are valid arguments for Green Valley Ranch) is the place to take your extended family for a low-fuss, high-quality meal. Look, the economy today just sucks. Got relatives coming to town? They want a Las Vegas buffet? Got champagne tastes on a beer budget? And you're expected to foot the bill? Oh yeah, Feast Buffet here is your best bet! Take you and your spouse and both get Station Casino player cards. Use them a few times each over the month. Next month? BAM! Coupon in the mail for each of you, buy one buffet get one FREE. FREE = GOOD. Just took care of four people at the buffet for the price of two. BAM BAM! Play enough slots and poker to use your points for a free buffet or two? BAM BAM BAM! PAY. SAVE. EAT. LOOK LIKE HIGH ROLLER STUD. You can thank me later.
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