Dear Hugh Heffner,
Not bad, your Playboy Club, not bad. You picked a good spot with a pretty great view of Las Vegas. The cover is a little much but what cover is decent in Las Vegas these days? I'll have to commend you on the interesting way you've incorporated gambling tables INSIDE your club. Very clever. My pockets aren't too happy about that though. And the bunnies you have working there make me wanna throw on a black body suit with a tail and get tuxedo cuffs with my bunny name sewed on. The bunny ears are an inspiration too.
Thank you Hugh Heffner for another great night in Vegas. It provided unforgettable photo ops. Next time, I expect an open invite to your mansion :)
~Sharen