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| - First of all, I think everyone should know that I am a giant sissy when it comes to scary stuff. I am the kind of person that screams at lame scary movies, jumps at loud noises and cowers at the site of the smallest of insects.
That being said, I think I am a credible source to say Fear Farm was LAME. If you can't scare someone like me, then something is wrong. I went with a friend the first friday night that it was open. The lines were so long and I felt like I was on a middle school field trip with all of the preteens running around. We went through one haunted house (there are 4 total) and left.
Knowing that it was not Fear Farm's fault that it had attracted so many teeny boppers, we held onto our passes and returned on a Thursday night when the kiddies would be tucked into bed. MUCH BETTER. The lines weren't too long and we made it through the other 3 in a reasonable time.
Unfortunately, the scare factor had not improved. I think I jumped once or twice the entire time and that was because there was a chainsaw next to my face, and as I mentioned, loud noises scare me!
Weirdest part was that I got hit on THREE times by the monsters!!! Apparently I attract the creepy or something? And one of the guys working there totally hounded me...I get that they are supposed to get in your face and scare you, but this guy took it to the extreme. Plus, I thought they weren't allowed to touch you. This dude wrapped his arms around me and wouldn't let me go!!! This went on for a couple of minuted before he finally backed off. It was so weird!!!
I came to be scared, not picked up on!!! Ugh!
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