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  • My first thoughts on LVAC is "THIS PLACE IS HUGE!" However, size isn't everything! I came in here with a small group of friends to try it out and did their 1 day free pass. Our tour started out nice and welcoming, but then turned sour quickly. The guy at the front desk gave us a nice in depth tour explaining nearly everything you would need to know about the gym; however, once we finished the tour, I felt like I was being attacked like a little 4 year old in a pedophile's van. We were brought into a small office where the employee was pressuring us into buying a pass before we had even stretched or worked out! When we had decided to leave, the employee also made a big deal about us not deciding to buy a membership. Clearly, all they care about is making money. Anyways, more about the gym... They have a room where people lift weights and simply put, that room smells like a donkeys butthole. I normally enjoy free weights, but I think I was smacked by a wall of testosterone when I walked in, so I just turned and went upstairs instead. Most the gym equipment is spaced VERY tightly so if you're claustrophobic or don't enjoy crowded areas, this is not the place for you. I'd have to say the only perk to this place is that the gym equipment is nice and very well constructed (from a civil engineer's standpoint). Simply put, if you're on the fence about coming here or don't enjoy the smell of butthole, I would say avoid it, but if you have a good amount of friends who already come here and you can stand the stench then join at your own risk.
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