One star because can't blah any lower blah.
Uh over fried everything fried, time and temp abused Philly steak roll (presumably from the dawn of time), pizza so undercooked the dough was less done than frozen ready to bake biscuits.
The chicken dishes...none made it past one bite. The only thing I found on the buffet that wasn't totally gross or bland was the yeast rolls. So tonight I'm living off the sketchy scoop it from the well yourself ice cream and the strange cookies that aren't as sweet as they look.
Mountain Dew was good though, Pepsi must be cleaning the fountain for them.
If I choose between this place and death, I choose death 9 out of 10.