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dateCreated	2013-06-12 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Twin Peaks
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rev:text	In the grand cosmic narrative that is this life, I have to wonder why dogs got eight tits on average while humans only got two. It seems like we got shortchanged in this deal. Now I'm not suggesting humans should have gotten eight boobs, not at all. Eight just seems a tad too many, but at least four would have been nice. Stay with me, my logic on this one is sound. Let start with the first two. These could be the working titties, the ones reserved for breast feeding and such. While the other two would be there purely for enjoyment. They'd be classed in the non working body parts group, kind of like a spleen or toenails or something. That way, whenever a baby comes on the scene, there's no more argument over whose tits belong to whom. (A medium point sharpie could help eliminate any confusion) Anyway, I don't know how I got off on the four-tit rant. Oh yeah, Twin Peaks. I got a little drunk in here yesterday at their 2-7 happy hour. The beers were cheap and the Daisy Duke costumes, even cheaper, with all that cleavage dangling about. Well after about three hours, I began seeing double, and that's when I took this whole existential pose on how humans may have gotten fucked in the grand scheme of things. At least as it relates to the tit department. Come to Twin Peaks, get rip-roaring drunk and you'll probably reach the same conclusion I did. The chili con queso is delightful too. Disclaimer: This only works if you have a propensity to see double when drunk.
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