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| - I would give this a solid one star. Let me tell you about my experience...
I walk in to a nasty glare by one of the waitresses before seating myself at a table covered in advertisements and a woman throwing menus at us before walking away.
The waitress was a sweet old woman.
She was nice, but hard of hearing and unattentive.
Here's what I ordered:
Two egg whites scrambled, links, Italian toast, and a half order of home fries.
Here's what I got:
Two scrambled whole eggs, Italian toast, and home fries.
I addressed the missing links with the waitress and she asked me if I still wanted them. I was starved by this point and said yes. I heard her to go the chef and ask for them, to which the woman behind the grill screamed, "For what? Do you have the slip? Where is it? Where does it say links?" in a considerably nasty tone.
The eggs were mediocre, the home fries were unevenly cooked (mostly uncooked potato chunks, some practically ash), the links were so tasteless I stopped eating them as soon as I recognized I was full, but the toast was lovely.
The prices are ok, but I'd prefer a college student's hungover cooking to coming back here.
Update:
30 minutes after leaving I got a vicious headache.
500 milligrams of acetaminophen later, my headache has gotten worse, new unpleasant symptoms have come along, and I may have contracted food poisoning.
Update 2:
I have food poisoning. 100% definitely food poisoning. I haven't eaten anything but pretzel rods and nutrition bars before breakfast here since 1pm the day before. I obviously haven't eaten since. There's actually no other place I could have contracted it.
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