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dateCreated	2015-09-22 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Valley Bar
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	So this is just TOO FUN. My husband had been craving Short Leash Hot Dogs for a while and wanted to know where to find them. A quick search brought up Valley Bar - the union of SLHD and a bigshot from The Crescent Ballroom - our favorite venue. My husband, a remodeler and plumber by trade, and all things music aficionado the other 16 hours a day, was beyond delighted. He took off work early and told me to doll up. We ate a late lunch at the Crescent Ballroom (Salmon Salad gives me life) and tried to find Valley Bar on Waze. Now, because I am extremely observant, as he sat in the car and tried to type onto a small screen with big man hands, I noticed someone walking down the street with a "Valley Bar" shirt on. I asked my husband to inquire for directions. He grunted. Men don't DO that, woman. So I put down my window and called the guy over. Apparently, women DO that. We still had trouble. It's just something NEW to wrap your head around, that's all. We found the alley and descended into Valley Bar. Did I say it was fun? Because that is an understatement. Its patron saint is a murderess. Above the bar is a murder mobile. It's macabre and a bit disconcerting, but that's what booze is for. Did I say it was cold? That would also be an understatement. We sat at a few tables to find the least drafty one. I held my hands over the little candle flame and whimpered. We ordered doughnuts and something alcoholic. Our waiter was pleasant, funny, and extremely mellow. We gently reminded him of our orders and had to follow him to get the check. But he loved talking about the bar, and really, the entire experience is what matters. I liked him. The world has enough smart asses, amirite? I kicked my husband's butt at skiball. Twice. He tilted the Addams Family pinball machine and I acted like I didn't know him. The doughnuts arrived. They were different. I noticed right away that they had a more bagel like texture and density. It was pleasant. I think that in the future we will try to have our entire meal here instead of just dessert. The place was slowly filling and we knew it was time to go. Looking forward to visiting frequently and even bringing our teens to the concerts. Gotta raise them right!
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rev:reviewer	Lorna

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