After stalker-calling all the Sephoras in the area for a certain product, the Sephora at San Tan is the only one that had it in stock. Of course.
You take the contents of any average mall and lay it out in a bastardized version of the 3rd Street shopping district in Santa Monica and put it in the middle of BFE and you get San Tan Village. It's literally a suburban hell: tons of poorly behaved children, soccer moms who can't park their SUVs, and bleach blond hair everywhere. Oh God, it was horrifying. And this is when the weather was actually nice. This place in the summertime would literally be hellish.
I don't remember the last time I was so thrilled to cross back into the Phoenix city limits. Home sweet ghetto home.