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| - Quite literally the most insipid impression of "Asian" I've ever had the misfortune of tasting. We tried the Coconut Milk Soup (1/10 stars), the Beef Chow Mai Fun (1/10 stars) and something called 'Lemon Pepper Chicken' (-5/10 stars) which we had 1 bite of before tossing our $9 in the trash. This dish tasted like they took sliced chicken, green bell pepper, and black pepper, and boiled it beyond recognition in a mixture of water and Lemon Dawn Dish Soap, and sent it to our home. I've seriously never in my LIFE had worse "Asian Food" than what these people delivered. We ate 1/4 of the soup, maybe 1/2 of the beef noodles, and like I say threw away the Lemon Pepper Chicken immediately before the stench polluted our home. This was $30 down the drain. I kid you not, Panda is like a 5-star restaurant in Downtown Beijing compared to this place. If you're looking for Thai delivered, Thai Chili is quite decent, definitely order from them. If it's Chinese you want, hopefully you're in the delivery area of King Wok, which is fantastic, given it's Gilbert AZ we're talking here. I promise you, either of these blows Barf, err, sorry Wok Up AWAY ... so, so hard. Never, ever, EVER been so disappointed in a food order. Wife still not speaking to me ... I cannot possibly stress hard enough how awful ALL three dishes we ordered were ...
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