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| - I really wish I was writing a "Hooray!" but I'm not. The Uptown location wasn't my first rodeo with the Mushroom and won't be my last. The Mushroom is usually solid artisan pizza, just not this time. I started visiting different Mellow Mushrooms about ten years ago. The Jerk pizza has always been my "go-to."
I went to the Uptown location for a business lunch. Not too bad. We got seated in less than a minute. The menu didn't have my favorite, but I'm the type of person that is willing to try many different things. So I asked our waitress for a recommendation and was led to the Mellowterranean. A grilled chicken pizza with onions, roasted red peppers, black olives, chives, feta, mozzarella and tzatziki sauce. Sounds like a homerun eh?
Two things to note about this pizza:
Gigantic roasted red pepper laid out on the pizza. This isn't convenient to eat, and the texture and amount just make this strange and unappealing.
Second, yes, the tzatziki is pretty tasty, but I found myself using it to cover up the other tastes. A condiment should compliment, not be needed to cover up the the rest of the dish.
Lastly, the cheese bread appetizer. Oh how I laughed. The look on my associate's face was priceless. To quote, "Is this cheese on hot-dog buns?" Lol...I almost spit water out my nose when he said that. To be fair, what we were brought, looked nothing...and I do mean...nothing...like the picture you see on Yelp. Maybe they were out of bread and went with the old "McGuyver that shit" method...but "hot-dog buns" is being nice about it.
So why three stars if the whole experience was less than decent? Because I know the Mellow Mushroom as a whole. I know that this is the only experience I've had that was disappointing. Maybe it was an off day, maybe it was blah blah blah. Regardless of what it was, I'd go back and expect things to be a much better experience. Would I recommend or order what I've had? Not a chance, but I wouldn't exclude them from my list of pizza joints based on one bad experience either.
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