Not as bad as everyone says it is. The rooms were clean, except for the bathroom door. It looked like the last people who stayed here kicked it a few times. I only used my room to take naps and shower anyway, so it's not that serious.
The casino was great though. I love how I could just wonder around for hours and find stuff to do. Somehow, no matter how much I drank, or how lost I got, all roads seemed to point back to the Luxor.
What's up with the hostess though? They were all well-aged.