I know these kids are just learning but this was a joke. Actually left laughing about how bad it was.
Summary:
Waiter spoke zero English and could comprehend nothing that didn't involve pointing to the menu
Said waiter spent most of the time hitting on another waitress (which seems reasonable since they're in college I guess) and sitting around giggling like schoolgirls for most of our dinner
Food was bland, poorly cooked and poorly presented
Service (if you haven't guessed) was awful to non-existent
Asked for a four course meal, was charged for a four course meal, but only received three. Language barrier came in huge here. Decided to just pay for the missing course in the interest of more expeditiously leaving and forgetting I had ever been.