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  • After walking in, immediately I knew that this place used to be something else..a bank perhaps. Whatever it was, it's former glory has long gone. I'm not going to explain how I ended up here, but if you read my reviews you would know that this isn't my cup of tea. I came here with my sister after a day of shopping, and because she was young, the hostess sat us upstairs away from all the mullet beer drinkers. My sister is a person of such astronomical discernibility that she would make me seem 'average joe,' so it's no surprise that she found Elephant & Castle to be super shabby. There's a London style telephone booth at the corner of the first floor, a load of televisions, and the ceiling seemed to house spiders and all species. The place was dirty no doubt, and the horrendous lighting didn't help. We were sat by the mezzanine which didn't appear to be structurally sound overlook the huge windows which made the outside look like a post apocalypse abandoned city. Wow, this place sucked. The waitress kept referring to us as 'you guys' when it was only myself and a young lady. I ordered the fish n chips, and my sister the shepherd's pie. We shared that nacho cheese pita thing, and we managed to be disappointed by all three of the dishes. I felt bad for taking my sister here, but as much as a snob she is, is she also equally as nonchalant about things. It is the most confusing mix of traits, but she didn't care whether she was here, or at the Ritz. I seem to recall a scene from a Michael Caine film explaining the origin of Elephant & Castle, it was pretty depressing. Maybe this was the nature to all pubs or pub like establishments. Them damn British blokes don't have a single happy bone in them, and it certainly reflects in their bars. I mean....elephants don't live in castles..
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