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rotors roaring, big searchlight
yep, you guessed it, hiker stranded
hope you don't mind, dose of candor
hey dumbass, bring water, please
hiking in hundred eight degrees?
dehydration, c'mon clowns
see, what goes up, must come down
but there they sat, dizzy, exhausted
two old ladies, from wisconsin http://bit.ly/9qYXHM
cholla trail in mid-july
ladies luck, they could have died
send the chopper, news will tell
look, you're live on channel twelve!
lynn sue cooney, "this just in
someone's stuck up there.... again"
so when you wean yourself from yelp
tv remotes, folks, it might help
to start out walking, 'round your block
before you step foot, on that rock
it ain't for tourists, seniors, fatties
couch potatoes, grammas 'n daddies
all the above, please stay away
unless, of course, you want to say
i'm the dumbass, on the news
dubiously, the ones who you've
seen drive through washes, in a flood
roof top, lifeboat, nine-one-one
or hiked a mountain, because it's there
no everest, but please beware
it ain't easy, long and steep
no water stores, or spots to eat
at people, you've been cautioned
EMTs, basket, you're tossed in
dangling, way up in the sky
sure as shit, you're now that guy
we've all seen on the news and yelled
you idiot, it's hot as hell!
who would climb up camelback?
wisconsinites...imagine that......
say cheese : )
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