My wife bought a Groupon last week for an afternoon cruise on the Desert Belle. Now look, I'm a fan of small, family operated businesses, and I have no interest in slamming anyone without a good reason. But this so-called "cruise" was the most boring two hours I've spent all year. There's nothing particularly scenic about Saguaro Lake, sorry. I couldn't believe the people taking pictures right and left -- you can see far better mountain scenery driving up to Globe. Then there were the lame efforts to sell a music CD or, later, a CD of photographs taken along the shoreline. Give me a break. So I'm not recommending this cruise except for the elderly, blind or infirm. Even they might have a hard time staying awake.