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| - Part of me wants to give Thai Orgin one star, the other half wants me to give it three stars. I'm conflicted so I'll throw up Tres Hombres because I'm in a decent mood.
I rolled thru with a party of four on a super dead Sunday night, and there was only one belligerently drunk crew of redneck/Jersey Shore rejects who were super abrasive.
Upon entering we noticed there was absolutely no music what-so-ever. This was a blessing and a curse. a 60 hz ground loop drone coming from the cooler was kind of amazing. Sort of a weird droning sound and nothing else can be kind of cool. On the other hand, you could hear the Brookpark Road android couple behind us discussing current events and cigarette prices at Sheetz, and the aforementioned Jersey Shore assholes every word. That sucked, as they were loud as hell and only realized when they stood up to leave that "we're being so obnoxious". Yeah, no shit - behave yourself you spambot. Ugh!
The decor is nice, it has those cool looking ikea light fixtures that are a total pain in the ass to assemble, so kudos to them for somehow putting like 40 of them together. It's also got a nice solid wood floor. Gotta love a nice floor under your feet.
Anyway, it kind of took forever for our server to even bring us water. I wasn't that thirsty but if I came through trying to get hydrated in a hurry I would have been in big trouble. Our server was a sweet young woman, who was very nice. She couldn't speak English very well, so there was an interesting language barrier (read: brick wall) between us that was kind of fun to navigate. There were four of us, and she wouldn't write down anything we ordered. I couldn't tell if she was trying to remember it all because she didn't have a piece of paper, or because she was trying to impress us or what. Maybe her understanding was hindered due to language, but she must have come back like three or four times to confirm the order. It seemed like she had amnesia or something. Pretty abstract.
Anyway, the food all came out at different times. Everybody got their meal kind of "whenever". The appetizer I ordered came out last and was priced as an entree. Sounds really confusing and strange right?
It gets more weird - the food ALL tasted the same. Sushi, tempura, basil fried rice - somehow, in some weird way, it all tasted the same. How does that happen?? I ate a piece of my friends avocado sushi roll, and then ate basil fried rice, and then vegetable tempura, and it all tasted the same and had the same texture. It was sensory distortion of the highest order. it's a good thing the food all tasted ok )even if over priced), but jesus christ the whole experience was really non linear and kind of dizzying. For the Middleburg Heights Desolation Plaza, where culture outside of Monster energy drink, Winston Light 100 Soft Packs, and Realtree urban-camo jackets doesn't really thrive, this place is fighting the good fight.
Three stars for now, but VERY thin ice.
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