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| - my BFF lives in Vegas so we took a day to head down to The Strip and see some sights with her three boys. she was really excited to eat at here and i kinda was too since i've eaten at the one in Tempe, AZ.
omg, huge fucking mistake. wow, the service here SUCKS MASSIVE ASS!!! we stood there for a good few minutes to be seated [it was NOT crowded by any stretch] then after we were seated?? it took our "waitress" a good FIFTEEN MINUTES to even haul her ass to our table for our DRINKS ORDER. with three well-behaved but young boys, time is of the essence. they are hungry and thirsty! shit, so were we!
by the time our "waitress" came over we had decided on what we wanted to eat so she took both our food and drinks order at that time. she forgot the lemon for my BFF's iced tea. then...we got our food. the food is good, i'll give you that. it was hot and excepting the No Onions on my Bacon Cheeseburger, Please not being remembered, it was fucking tasty. and we were still waiting on the lemon. she finally brought it after a good 5 minutes.
then we noticed the disgusting "something" on the INSIDE of her glass of tea. WAITRESS, OH WAITRESS??? in the good 10-15 minutes we spent vainly searching for her...me and the BFF shared my Coke. our "waitress" showed back up and i requested a new drink for my friend. who, by the way, had to nurse her son at the table because they don't provide any sort of privacy, quiet place or family restroom for her to do so. we don't give a shit if a boob is out so she just fed her littlest one while we ate and WAITED AN ETERNITY! at least when she brought out the new iced tea, it had the lemon in it already so we didn't have to AGAIN remind her.
so we ate our ridiculously overpriced lunches and enjoyed the cheesy "show" they put on. we saw it. FIVE TIMES.
the kicker for it all? we waited TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES for her to even bother to come back over to our table again. by then, we were waiting on the check. i requested a Sprite for her middle son, a to-go box for the other half of my burger and the check. then another 10 minutes went back. she practically RAN from the fucking table before i could give her my credit card.
i'm a bitch. i gave that useless "waitress" a $2 tip. then i told off the manager. what pisses me off more than everything else is that i would have given her a sweet $20 tip for decent service. i'm not overly picky but i like to at least see my waitress. it wasn't even remotely busy or crowded!!! the manager was nice but didn't offer to remove the iced tea off the bill or offer any sort of compensation. i wasn't going to ask since i don't roll like that.
but this place was a total fucking disappointment. we went and cooed at the lions, Belladonna and Gino, in the Lion Habitat and that cheered me up.
don't waste your hard earned cheesy tourist dollars. spend it at M&M World next door instead!!!!
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