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  • True Story Hawaii Freeloadin Friends, "Hey, I heard you're going to vegas, we were gonna plan a trip, when are you going?" Me, "I don't know, when were you thinking of going?" HFF "Umm, don't know" M "Well, when are you going?" HFF "When you are." M "How much money are you taking up?" HFF "I don't mind blowing a few hundy's." M " A few hundy's, is that your limit per day?" HFF "I was thinking that would last me a week." M "OH" HFF "So you gonna hit up the clubs?" M "yeah, we'll get a couple tables." HFF "How much are the bottles?" M "Minimum 3 bottles, about 400 each" HFF "OH" HFF "Maybe we'll pass on the club, wanna check out some strip clubs?" M "I wanna get me a dance from Heather, she's hot!" HFF "A dance, How much is that?" M "$20" HFF "it's not like Hawaii, where I can just give em a dollar?" M "um, NO" HFF "What hotel you staying at?" M "Mandalay, Caesers or Bellagio." M "Where you staying?" HFF "Fremont or the Cal or maybe at da kines cousins house." HFF "We were thinking of taking in a show." M "I love O and Mystere." HFF "We were thinking, the amazing Jonathon, the fountains at Bellagio, the lion habitat or the hypnotist guy" M "OH" HFF "What's a good restaurant?" M "Aqua at Bellagio is my favorite (now Michael Mina's)." HFF "Sounds expensive, I think we'll stick with the buffet at Mainstreet" HFF "So when you gonna book your ticket?" M "I'll let you know." HFF "Okay, cool, we'll definitely hang out, I goin check Vacations Hawaii." Me "Yeah definitely, call me!" ************************************3 months later*************************** randomly run into HFF in casino. HFF "Hey, you stay in Vegas too, wow, how come you never call me back so we could plan our trip?" Me "Awww, I'm sorry it was last minute." HFF "So you wanna get some tables at the Club, Check out some strippers, Catch a show, eat at Aqua?" Me "Sorry, maybe next time, I have plans." HFF "OH" Me "Bye" My resident vegas friend," Who's that?" Me, "Oh my gawd, those are my leacher friends that wanted to hang out with me in Vegas but I totally gave them the ditch." MRVF, "Well, your totally leacher friends that you ditched just won like $100,000 on that penny slot machine."
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