This doesn't even need a TL;DR just don't go here lol. The fish was so bad that it made the table beside us say "the more I eat this sushi the more sick I feel" RED FLAG ALERT.
The cooked dishes were okay, didn't feel a gut wrenching churn, but once we started eating the raw fish, me and my fiancee were in and out of the washroom like alright.
The only thing that kept mostly me there was the all you can eat self serve watermelon because what do you lose when you repeatedly throw up? Hydration! Thank god becuase I had about a whole watermelon and like 30 orders of the deep fried custard. It was dessert heaven.
For the steep price of I think $30. It wasn't worth it because a whole watermelon is like... $5 and you can make a shit ton of custard at home for like... another $5. I mean that's of course you don't pay for electricity or gas to make your deep fried delicacies LOL.
And the soft serve machine wasn't even soft serve. It was like, melting chunks of, icecream powder and milk and a whole lot of sugar. I'd rather just go buy like 3 icecream cones at an icecream truck because they know what they're doing for $8 (including that yummy chocolate dip and crushed peanuts).
Just like, don't come here. Unless you like throwing up.