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| - The girls working the desk were very nice, loving, friendly women. If the doctors treated me this well I may have liked the place. Unfortunately I had the honor of meeting both of the doctors. They missed a very good calling as used car salesmen. They're caring tone of voice was plastered on with a trowel. They kept building up my problems to make them sound worse so I would feel a need to buy their $1,700 two month treatment plan. But if I buy today I'll only have to pay $1,500! Even how they read the X-ray seemed off to me "See how the spaces between these vertebrae are smaller". Those spaces looked the same, or even bigger to me.
"I looked over your chart VERY carefully' they both said. Ya, with what time? The 4 minutes you've had me locked in this tiny room alone?
All I want is a Chiropractor who will spend more than 3 minutes at a time in the room with me. I used to be a sales man. I know that game and they were laying it on thick. If they've spent this much time perfecting their selling script, I wonder how much time they actually spent helping people.
In the end, I opted for only one treatment instead of the $1,500 package. The 'Treatment' was 2 twists of my spine, very similar to the kinds my friends down at the bar give me. I guess without a $1,500 investment they just want you in and out as fast as possible.
I've been going to chiropractors my entire life, I've been adjusted thousands of times, and this was the biggest crock I've seen yet.
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