For one, the name of this bar is "C.O. Daniel" - which stands for Cochrane On Daniel. It's a Cochrane bar - imagine that.
It is affectionately known as "C.O.'s" or "See Ho's".
It is a dirty dirty bar, full of underaged fratties and fratties to be, and their corresponding sorostitutes.
You will not sit on any of the toilets (unless getting the clap sounds like a fun idea to you). You will not make out with any of the basketball players that show up and drink for free all night.
You will receive free shots from your frat brothers who work there. You will stick to the floor, which is covered in a sludge of booze, puke, broken glass, and old napkins which have been ground into a slime. You will be approached by a number of unsavory types. And you will see an exorbitant amount of striped shirts, popped collars, and nearly naked 19 year old girls who are way too excited about their vodka-crans.