Can't believe it took me an actual visit to realize that all the five star reviews were written by people with no "friends" on yelp. Should've known better.
So... went to the family-friendly looking restaurant because we had a child, only to find that they had no high chairs, no utensils, cups or anything for non-adults, and the juice available was the orange juice mixer at the bar. Waiter was polite but offered very little additional help. Likewise, the pizza was non-offensive, but the lukewarm spaghetti-meatball mix was just edible, all for about 40 dollars.... and the glass of wine I ordered to calm myself down ended up being a finger width, which was even more distressing.
One thing I might note is that I'm from the US, where red-checker-cloth pizza joints named "Uncle Tony's" that have a cartoon logo are supposed to be festive places that smell like spices and tomato sauce with accordion music and laughter in the air... whereas in Canada I guess it has more somber and tragic connotations.