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  • This is not a BRUNCH SPOT!!!! WTH!! After Yelping "best brunch in Cleveland" It was Beachland was returned. 2012 & 2013? Really? Who is voting on this stuff. We choose Beachland after our Sons Confirmation on Sunday afternoon. Knowing that I have a very picky group I thought I had done my research. Upon entry my wife was already complaining that the smell in there was that of an old ashtray. While I would never agree just to move forward this place has the smell of beer soaked floor and cigs that were snuck in last night. I will say that we were seated rather quickly and were put at a table between what appeared to be 2 disheveled kids who were obviously there to soak up the good times from last night and another group of 4 who crawled out from the gutter at about noon. the chairs are cheap banquet chairs that were literately ripped to hell. the table cloths I will go out on a limb and say that they have never been cleaned. Our server had more holes in her face than Waterloo road and asked if we could helped. The kids asked for milk,,,,,,,ummm nope we dont have milk! Really? how do they make the waffles? Well that's for the waffles she replied. My wife asked for Decaf......Ummmm We dont have decaf she replied. With that my daughter notices salmon on top of pancakes and my son sets his sights on chicken and waffles. These are 2 kids that will eat just about anything and have had the fortune of eating around the globe. This is not the best brunch! Do not go for special occasions. Do not go if you want decaf. do not go if you want milk. Do not go period
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