It's Wednesday and that means one thing...poker night with the guys.
But the last few weeks at this have been torturous, as you go home penniless, drunk, and now having to face your wife.
And the worst part is how you'll probably lose again tonight.
Well not tonight,
Here's the plan.
Stop off at the Cheesecake Factory before the game.
Order the four-cheese pasta, it's simply delightful. Have a couple beers to wash it down.
Now, sit back and let the magic happen.
Of course you're going to lose at poker again tonight, but at least someone else is going to get tortured as your room-clearing farts decimate the place.
Revenge is sweet, and Cheesecake can help you serve up a big steaming bowl.