Five reasons to visit The Library strip club:
1. Ok it's a dive bar, but topless. Nice twist ;)
2. Gotta love the sense of irony they seem to have. There is a row of bookshelves on each side as you enter.
3. The numbers: $10 cover, $6 beers, $8 mixed drinks, $20 lap dances
4. The girls are ok, sort of like Chili's waitresses, cute but certainly not breathtaking
5. East Side represent, 95 and Boulder Hwy. If you're staying downtown or coming from Arizona it could make for a pleasant diversion.
Oh and #6: Where were you? I was at "the library" baby, just catching up on some motherflippin' Dostoevsky. Crimes and punishment indeed.