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  • This is a small cabaret-type theater set up like a douchey nightclub, staffed by giant furries, little people and cheesy celebrity look-a-likes. Dude...you can see all that shit FOR FREE just walking the Strip in front of Planet Hollywood!! Maybe I was there on an off-night, as the stage shows were kinda boring. The lady with the giant tits wasn't there, nor was Leonid the Magnificent....all we saw was midget wrestling and a few cheesy vaudeville acts. The vibe felt slightly manic and forced, like they were trying a little too hard to be kooky. There's nothing spontaneous or organic about the energy -- it's all hired guns, wearing an Elmo suit and punching a timecard. It would be SO MUCH COOLER if every night before opening, Beacher went down to the Strip and hired 20 random freaks from the sidewalk, Home-Depot-style, and paid them to come in and party. (Someone please start a club like this!) That would at least add an element of uncertainty....ya know?!?! That being said, I'd still way rather party here than at some doucher megaclub. If you *MUST* have a nightclub experience in Vegas, it might as well be here.
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