Overpriced junk.
Nothing says fashion trendsetters like $4 pencils and $10 decks of playing cards. I actually bought one of the $6 Kris Jenner masks (just a cardboard pic glued to a stick) as a gag gift. Kinda embarrassed about it, but it has made for great fun at the bars.
$40 for a coffee mug. For that I should also get a walk-on role to one of the TV shows. I can play dramatic.
Only in America!