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The Orleans gets props because there was a small window--with a view!--in our shower. Fresh air is always welcome during your mourning shower ("Mourning" your gambling losses, people. I can spell. I'm just witty.).
Big Al's Oyster Bar--fantastic! Trust me on this though: unless you (1) have a fridge in your room to stash your leftovers or (2) enjoy blatantly mocking Ethiopians or other starving people by forcing wait staff to discard nearly untouched entrees, do NOT eat two or more loaves of bread and butter prior to your main course. The food is so good, you'll thank me later.
French Market Buffet--If I were paying, 2 stars. But we were comped...so, 3 stars! I recommend the peach cobbler.
Subway--5 star service here. I changed my mind from the Cold Cut Combo to the Subway Club after the sandwich artist had already placed the Cold Cut Combo meats on my sandwich. I even offered to pay the "double meat" price to cover the meat she presumably would have discarded. Instead, she piled the Cold Cut meat back into the bin and continued on with my Club. I'm sure there are no immediate health risks or implications cause by meat touching bread and then going back with the rest of the meat, but I'm also sure it's frowned upon by some level of Subway management. Wherever you are, ma'am, thank you for risking your livelihood to help out an indecisive brat.
Shuttle service--nonexistent! On our first day, we stood in line to take the free shuttle to the strip. It filled up pretty quickly and denied boarding to 10 or so of us still in line. So, we took a cab. We never saw a shuttle again for the rest of the trip. Every 30 minutes my ass!!!
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