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  • If you don't love it, you don't get it. Make an evening of the Bianco's experience. Here's how: When you arrive, walk inside and put your name on the wait list. They will tell you an astonishing number like, "Your table will be ready in three hours." Don't worry, waiting is just as fun as eating there. Proceed next door to the wine bar. Order an appetizer and a bottle of wine. Enjoy the company of your friends. Slow yourself down, relaaaaax. Order another bottle of wine. At some point midway through this bottle your table will be ready, if you do it right. I have never waited the actual time quoted by the hostess (or it didn't seem like it because I was having fun). After a few glasses of wine, and the fun but hefty wait, your food will taste better than if you had gotten it instantly-- I promise. After getting your table, continue to relax and enjoy yourself. You waited for this table, and it is yours. I recommend that you order at least one more pizza than you think you want, because you will want it, if not right then, at least later. Have another bottle of wine with your food. Here is what to order: MARGHERITA - Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Basil ROSA - Red Onion, Parmigiano Reggiano, Rosemary, AZ Pistachios BIANCOVERDE - Fresh Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, Ricotta, Arugula +++ ADD Crimini Mushrooms Again, if you try it, and you don't like it, that says more about you than the place. It is okay though! Bianco's is not for everyone. Walmart is for everyone, and look what that place is like! The difference is, this restaurant is NOTpretentious. The owner cooks the pizza right in front of you, while watching Suns games with his cap on backwards. If you don't think you can handle the wait, I have a simple solution: Go anywhere else. Excercise your freedom of choice!
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