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  • I wish I could keep a plant alive, seriously. The arrangements and indoor shrubbery here are gorgeous to the max. But I didn't come here for flowers, y'all know flowers die in my presence. Like, if they even sense me in the same postal vicinity as me, they wilt immediately. Naturally, I was at the florist because they're known suppliers of HELIUM! After discovering that my usual helium provider (the dollar store on Yonge north of Wellesley) had been condemned due to 'non payment of rent' I paused to take a panic shit and then immediately whipped out my iPhone to search for florists in the vicinity (tip: florists always have helium). Popped over to Ladybug and was greeted by two supercuties who filled my balloons for $1 apiece ($2 if they supply the balloons) and used my ribbon to secure them. I also bought those helium bunch weights for $0.99 and 10 minutes later I was out the door and off to my party. If you've never walked down Church Street with two dozen gold balloons, I highly recommend it.
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