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  • The blurb on top of my Yelp page under the YOUR NEXT REVIEW AWAITS heading says You've checked in here X amount of times - what keeps you coming back? Had to think about that for a moment and the answer is obvious. Sucky service. You think that would keep most people away and you'd probably be right. In some weird way I think that's why I keep coming BACK to this place. Not because I enjoy sucky service but because that sucky service keeps OTHER folks from coming back and because of that the place is never too crowded. So this becomes the choice of places to drink and chill when you know your actual favorite haunts will be packed to the gills like say sports bars during an ASU or Cardinals game or during graduation week, etc. We know this place is bound to be less crowded than elsewhere and guess what? That happens to be true 99.9% of the time. The sucky service acts like a sieve weeding people out - the same way some places intentionally pipe in classical music to keep the gangstas out or blast loud gangsta rap to keep the geriatrics out. So here's to sucky service - yeah, I'm a glass half full guy - we still get our beers eventually. So the waitresses here aren't neurosurgeons but you don't need a stratospheric IQ to bring a pint of beer from the bar to a table, right? The food here is also just ok. But if we're in a big group and wanna go to a bar on an impromptu last minute type of deal - we pretty much know we'll get a table to accommodate our needs here. And the service means the going away party or whatever isn't going to last too long because of the service and that way you made your appearance and don't have to make a whole night of it because most of the folks will leave after a drink or two. Friday nights they have trivia and you can win gift cards for this place - making sure you'll be back to spend them here. In a mall with a huge parking lot on the southeast corner of McClintock and Baseline that also has restaurants like Little India, China Town Buffet, Nandini Indian Cuisine.
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