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  • I give it a 5 even though there are surely better amusement parks out there. However, I've made so many memories at this amusement park, I don't think it could get any better for me, personally. This place is classic. Even in my mid-twenties I felt giddy as I walked through the tunnel to enter the park. PROS: -Wooden coasters- the Jack Rabbit, the Racer, the Thunderbolt.... classic bumpy, creaky, bounce out of your seat fun! -Potato patch french fries (LOTS of vinegar and Heinz ketchup!) -Classic rides like the swings, the merry go round, the paratrooper, the turtle, the turnpike and gran prix, Noah's Ark - Funnel cakes - Fresh squeezed lemonade - Kiddie land CONS: -Small-ish lockers. We had a hard time fitting our cooler. -The new Noah's Ark. What happened to the whale's tongue? And why is it so scary now? Our kids were pretty freaked out and didn't really enjoy it at all. -Garfield's Nightmare. AWFUL. A waste of 45 minutes of my life. They took out the Old Mill and disgraced the park with a cheesy, slow moving ride that tactlessly promotes brand name sodas, potato chips and other junk food, which, surprise, surprise! they sell at a stand at the end of the ride. Pathetic. And what's with the camera at the end of the ride? All they're going to catch on that camera are people sleeping or being bored to tears. If you haven't picked up on my subtle hints, let me spell it out for you: DON'T GO ON THIS RIDE! -No more Magic Carpet or ferris wheel. Boooo. -Trashy young girls walking around in bikini tops with their flabby guts hanging out over their shorts. Gross. Look in a mirror or find some honest friends. Nobody wants to see that.
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