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  • This is the crappiest pizza I've ever had. I've lived & traveled all over, so I've had a lot of pizza, but this takes the pie! The only thing they had going for them was the wood burning oven. Even then the pizza wasn't hot, there was barely any sauce, the cheese was bland, and the toppings were not fresh. I imagine it was about as satisfying as sex with a crying hooker or a lap dance from a crying stripper. Just terrible. If I could give it zero stars, I would. This is the place you take your out of town relatives to if you hate them, or that friend that won't stop crashing on your couch. Pretty certain a street dog would snub it's nose at it. Save your money, you're better off eating somewhere else.
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