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| - You really have to be in the mood for this place. And if you are in the mood, be prepared to face a monster bill.
I've been here 4 times, and every time the main hall has been super noisy. Partly because of the band and partly because of the general rowdiness. The beer garden is much more subdued, but kind of defeats the point.
Usually I only come here for going away parties or because out of towners want to celebrate all that is Vegas. In my experience, the servers really push the large beers and shots, with spankings, which are about $7 a piece. Let me explain.
A shot girl, or your server if you prefer, will bring you a shot of apple schnapps or Jager on a paddle. You drink the shot and then they hit you in the ass with the paddle a few times.
It's actually more organized than you would think. The servers have always been meticulous about how the "patron" bends over to take their spanking, arm position, no wallets, etc. So, if the person is drunk, it takes a good five minutes to get them in the right position to get them spanked. Usually about three spankings are given, but I've seen them do more if they don't think they hit you hard enough. If everyone is in a fun-loving and/or abusive mood, then the spankings will add up (and the tips given to the spankers) pretty quickly.
Lots of songs, lots of singing, lots of stein holding contests and beer chugging contests. Things can get ugly fast. The restrooms are small, which seems incompatible with the excessive alcohol consumption encouraged, but I haven't seen any mishaps either.
Food is ok. We usually get the giant pretzels with cheese whiz. Nothing special.
Gratuity is always added onto the bill. It's pretty obvious on the bill and the servers have always let us know, but that's something to remember in case your party is too drunk to listen or read. Only go here if you are in a good mood and ready to have a good time. Poopy pants will ruin it for everyone.
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