Why does the 'modern' in modern diner have to include expensive and irritatingly kitsch?
Pros: I enjoyed my eggs benedict, my coffee, and my friend's orange juice
Cons: Could you just call the potatoes deep fried scalloped potatoes or something, cause that's not really hashbrowns. I tried to initiate my European friend on fried chicken and waffles here and that was a mistake. An order of hot chocolate took like ten years to make. The kitsch level indicator (number of visible mason jars used for drinks x 0.25 + cost of meal x incidents of hipster whimsy) was through the roof.