Dear Chick Fil A
Thank you for providing a bountiful lunch today.
I heart dipping my waffle fries in your honey.
Your 3 piece chicken strip meal can **almost** do no wrong. While I appreciate your use of real chicken, I do not really appreciate the greasy chicken glaze you leave on my fingers when I feast upon you.
I appreciate you for having diet Dr. Pepper and bunny turd ice!
Also, though I did not get the cole slaw today, it must be acknowledged! I am picky about my slaw, and yours is damn tasty!
So thank you chick fil a! You are minutes away from my work and saved me from starving at my desk today!