First off- the food. Eggplant Parmesan was delicious, suprisingly, full of flavor and very filling. But the calamari...ok I get calamari everywhere I go. I LOVE calamari. There is little that can be done to calamari that will make me not like it. However, for $15 we received the smallest order of calamari I've ever seen. Ever. And I've seen a LOT of calamari. We're talking roughly a dollar per tube here. And salty. So salty. Second- the service. I'll make it easy. There was none. I can't tell you who our server was, we met about 5 or 6 lovely employees during our dinner. But nobody ever asked how the food was, if we'd like anything else, and the kicker? It took us 30 minutes, that's right, 30, to receive our check after the plates had been cleared. Never again. The only redeeming factor at this place was who seemed to be a busser? He was very friendly and was the only one who seemed to be actually "working" so props to him.