If you love your sister as much as I do, you'll get her a German Chocolate Cake for her birthday from Potomac Bakery.
Its chocolate buttercream icing was richer than finding out that your jerk of a co-worker has just been fired, the cake itself was so moist it glistened in the light, and the candied crumbled nuts that surrounded the cake accentuated it beautifully like a sort of granola, combining with the crisp, creamy coconut filling to create a texture that was at once plush and crackling. 'Twas the zenith of German Chocolate Cakes.
Happy Birthday, sis.