So, I went to the restroom early into the movie and when I exited, a worker was holding my laptop bag, saying that another customer had thought that I left and gave them the bag (hmmmm) and that they had just implemented a 'no bag' rule, but were willing to waive it if they let me search the bag. Huh? Really? Really?
How about this: I have a "no patronage" rule for this movie theater now.