I came in because the chalkboard on the wall said "$1 Coronas" and it is 107 out today. Sounded like a good way to cool off.
Went in. Only person there. Ordered a corona. Waited about 2 min for them to give it too me. I ordered the beer & it took the guy 2 min to get me a beer & lime slice in the middle of the day when I'm the ONLY customer AND I'm sitting AT THE BAR where I can almost reach them myself!?!?!?
I get the beer and they tell me it's $4. I'm like "What about the sign outside?"
Him - "Oh that's just for ladies. Sunday is ladies special."
Fine. Whatever. I paid because I was a hot & bit hung over and a cold beer was sitting right in front of me.
I ordered some hummus w/chicken & bread because it was 1/2 off.
There was only 1 piece of pita cut up and arranged to make it look like there was more. There was a fair amount of hummus but it was the worst I've ever had. If they made "instant hummus" that came in a powder where you could just mix with water then this would have been the generic wal-mart brand of that
It still cost $5 when it was 1/2 price so that means normally they charge $10 for it. Rape.
I was still thirsty and they had Jager-bombs on "Special" for $5 (not much of a special IMO) and I ordered one for the "wings" I hoped it would give me.
They brought out a jager & red-bull mixed in a glass.
To clarify for those of you that don't know a Jager-bomb, by definition, is Jager in a shot glass dropped into a glass of energy drink.
A Jager-Red-bull is the two mixed in a glass.
It changes the taste and is a DIFFERENT drink even in bartender guides.
Then they wanted to ARGUE with me about what a Jager-Bomber was because apparently the customer is NEVER right to these guys. The argument was over when I pulled up www.Jagermeister.com on my laptop and showed them the official definition of a Jager-Bomber according to the manufacturer of the liquor..
It was also noisy. I like music or TV or w/e in most places but they had a radio AND TVs up loud and the mix of the two was just an annoying noise.
I complained to the manager and he gave me a few of their businesses cards that I could use for $1 Millerl Lites like it was something special to make up for everything. (There were also a stack of these cards I noticed on my way out that ANYONE could grab) Basically treating me like I'm retarded and brushing off my complaint without really doing anything to fix it.
I will never be back here. I wish it was still the Philly cheese-steak shop that it used to be years ago.
I'm sitting in here on their free wi-fi as I write this.
It's almost like shooting someone with their own gun.