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  • First time I went to Malley's--like an awful lot of other people--was on a date. Of course it was over 44 years ago, but I digress. So, um, how many times do you think I've been there in that time period? Going just once a year we're talking 45, but that's totally unrealistic. Let's say, conservatively I go 4x a year. That's like 12,000 times. Ok, it's really only 180, but it's still a lot. And why, exactly does the number of times matter? WHY?? I'll tell you why. because I have NEVER ORDERED ANYTHING BUT sex in a bowl. Oh, that may NOT be what they call it (it IS a family place and I love it for that), but that's what it IS. Read my lips, people: Hot Fudge Sundae. Oh em gee it's just freaking spectacular. Every time is like the first time. There is just something about the combination of their plain vanilla ice cream and their hot fudge (I do get the pecans and whipped cream, I'm no Philistine for goodness sake) that sends me to places inappropriate for discussion on Yelp. Just suffice it to say, think new Speaker of the House pronounced phonetically. If you love hot fudge sundae's and have never been here put on your finest ice cream eating duds and GET THERE NOW! You will, and I am serious, you WILL thank me later.
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