La Gourmandine will get you laid. If she's never been there, take her. She will be amazed w your city knowledge and terrible French pronunciations. You're so cultured.
Incredible pastries and everything else. When I say incredible, I mean 'knock your socks off good.' If they have turkey sandwiches when you're there, get one... The bread is kinda tough but that's how I like it.
Go here, you will be converted and want to come back.