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  • Want to cancel all or part of your services and not wait in line forever or have to deal with their negotiating to keep you as a customer? Well, let me tell you my little secret*: 1. Dress scandalously - as in your boobs have never been more on display. 2. Ask one of the staff members if you can sit at the counter while you wait. 3. Continue to smile and make eye contact while he says yes. 4. When he ignores the line and asks what you're in for, just tell him that you're dropping off equipment and all you need is a receipt. 5. Marvel at how you just canceled a service in 4 minutes AND you didn't have to endure the "customer retention specialists" (read: assholes) for an insane period of time. You're welcome! *This may or may not work for the gentlemen out there.
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