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| - Well here's my third review and I really think I'm starting to get the hang of yelp. For this review I thought I'd go with a throwback!
I went to Wvrst for the first time a few years back with "the good ol' ex" and let's just say if she approached my "sausage" with the same vigour she had while at Wrvst maybe we would still be dating. LOL!!! I'm sorry, that was extremely inappropriate but I'm dead serious.
Having recently returned from a trip to Munich I thought this would be a great place to take the ex on a date. We walked in and I knew I had made the right decision immediately. From the second I saw the rich banquet style tables and the wide array of sausage and beer I knew I was in love for the first time in my life. However, my euphoria was short lived as my ex immediately told me she was not comfortable sitting a family style tables. However, her bloodlust for sausage that night was far more intense than her strong distaste towards being even the slightest bit social. So we continued up to the register to order.
She went with the Bison which I totally did not see coming. For a moment I thought, "What an adventurous girl I've got!". This was short lived, as I will touch upon in a moment. I went with the Boerewors, as there is nothing I love more than South Africa's signature sausage executed to perfection. We then each split an order of the duck fat fries.
After ordering we sat down to enjoy some artisan beer and scintillating dinner conversation. Our food came quite quickly considering the crowd and was delivered with a smile. The duck fat fries were amazing, it's a staple of Wvrst that I have continued to order to this day. These fries are some of the best in the city, you're really missing out if you go to Wvrst and don't order them. My boerewors was everything I hoped it would be, rich and fatty...just like my ex! Alas, I would not be able to fully enjoy it because as soon as she bit into her Bison, she spit it out and demanded that we switch meals. Being a real gentleman I agreed to swap "hot links" and let me tell you that her loss was my gain. This Bison sausage blew my mind. It's made with blueberry and maple according to Wvrst's menu and it is just the right mix of salty and sweet and also sexy. I highly recommend you try either one of these great sausages. We finished up the rest of our meal, agreed that it was one of the best meals we had enjoyed in a long time and went back to her place for a night of angry love making.
The only reason I can't give Wvrst a 5 is because of the undersized glasses you are forced to use while serving yourself water, both of which are annoying. At first I thought it was simply a matter of the glasses looking small in my ex's unthinkably large hands. Upon repeat visits I have realized they are, in fact, just really small glasses.
In case you haven't figured it out yet...my ex-girlfriend sucked.
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